I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Love is a strong seed, planted in my soul of kindness to grow the plants compassion and flowers of happiness.

The computer is simply an instrument whose music is ideas.

Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt.' I said: 'Absolutely not - it has always been corrupt.'

Truth is a totality, the sum of many overlapping partial images. History, on the other hand, sacrifices totality in the interest of continuity.

If you aren't confused by quantum mechanics, you haven't really understood it.

To get rid of greed, you should try to do some sort of a collective social work.

A readiness to resent injuries is a virtue only in those who are slow to injure.

Big budgets don't necessarily give you big films.

Venezuela and its revolution will endure under the proven leadership of Vice President Maduro.

The 3 C's of Life: Choices, Chances and Changes.You must make a choice to take a chance or you will never change.