I speak two languages, Body and English.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

In the evangelical world, prying can be an indicator of compassion.

Modern man has too many masks to wear. We must unmask and be ourselves, sincerely, earnestly and live truly as we are,

If you're from Africa, why are you white?

If your riches are yours, why don't you take them with you to the other world?

Dark is a way and light is a place, Heaven that never was Nor will be ever is always true "Poem on His Birthday

Ask me, it's a sin to pervert faith with religion. Despite every church, mosque, & synagogue in it, this is not the world any God worth his salt would have created.

If you are in a state of mind in which all things are one, then you can spend your time in lingerie shops.

The downtrodden are more religious than the satisfied.

Anger doesn't demand action. When you act in anger, you lose self-control.

all religions seem alike to me, one mass of absurdities and lies - I know that there is a God, but I know no more of him; and I believe that all those are liars who pretend to know more than I do.