I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

In business, everyone has a different weight.

Every notion that any man, dead, living, or unborn, might form as to the universe will necessarily prove wrong

Miracles are instant gratification without a guarantee of any long term result.

Life and hope must cease together.

After marriage, all things change. And one of them better be you.

I believe that while art is always beyond morality, it is never above it.

I went to Catholic school in and out. I'm what you call a recovering Catholic. I have many major issues with the church.

I don't have much choice these days in how I have my hair.

wild flowers should be enjoyed unplucked where they grow.

If I'd had to work at Taco Bell I'd have still been out at night trying to play music.