I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Fill what is empty empty what is full

I should not mistake her calm probing for the absence of anger.

We have no more fundamental obligation in government than to ensure the safety of our citizens.

There's imperfect food out there that just needs a mouth to bite into it.

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch

The libel laws in Australia are a lot tougher than they are in America.

Of those things that would make a difference, which are right for me?

Obviously, the emotions I want to convey through music are streamed through the way I interpret life.

I feel the madness creeping slowly. Loved by many I'm still lonely.

If a white man had land, and some one should swindle him, that man would try to get it back, and you would not blame him.