I spend money as if I had it.

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.

Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.

Being poor is a frame of mind.

Remember, you can't steal second if you don't take your foot off first.

Giving. What flows away from you flows back magnified: Become a joyful giver.

I felt that if we, as the Met, were not intervening once one person starts digging up Parliament Square, then someone else is going to join in and you have a spiral.

In Zen brush-painting, the circle is a master's problem. It represents everything and nothing, and in so doing, the universe.

I have always advised people never to apply for a job you do not really want.

I've never been poor only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is a temporary situation.

...our brains are minuscule fragments of the universe, much too small to hold all the facts of the world but not too idle to speculate about them.

One thing you have to realize from now on is that it doesn't matter if this is a dream or not. Survival depends on what you do, not what you think.

I could undertake to be an efficient pupil if it were possible to find an efficient teacher.

Don't express your ideas too clearly. Most people think little of what they understand, and venerate what they do not.

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

Taxes are an investment in America.

When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

God gives His best to those who leave the choice to Him.

It's gonna take the man in me to conquer this insanity.

Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?