I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

Love without evidence is stalking.

You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

Define yourself by what you love.

A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience

and that's where love finds you... in the tragedies.

I have read like a man on fire my whole life because the genius of English teachers touched me with the dazzling beauty of language.

The only trouble with capitalism is capitalists

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

A bet is a bet and I always keep my word in the bet what I do.

It is a great thing to have a big brain, a fertile imagination, grand ideals, but the man with these, bereft of a good backbone, is sure to serve no useful end.

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun.

The [guitar is the] instrument most complete and richest in its harmonic and polyphonic possibilities.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

An old argument with me is that the true religious force in the world is not the church, but the world itself: the mysterious callings of Nature and our responses.