I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

I am in your thoughts.You are in my dreams.

Never underestimate a determined woman!

The brevity of life is the grace to walk on your own path.

Being tough today might cause you to be weak in the future.

Everyone likes talking about himself. - Hercule Poirot

I think it's really hard to plan if you don't believe you can implement those plans.

Advanced meditation is facing the immensity of eternity, embracing that which terrifies you and frightens you and loving it because it's God. You are God.

You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think.

As for the "proper way:" it is the beginning of disorder.

If I couldn't be a fiction writer, I would be a roller coaster designer for theme parks