I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their cars were abysmal.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Pity is an insult. Kindness is a miracle.

Explanations can’t explain love--only deep perception can do that.

The greatest source of security our children have in this world is a God-honoring, Christ-centered marriage between their parents.

What can you say when your husband says: 'You can't expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older."

Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic.

Legislation is the art of compromise.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

It is through beauty, poetry and visionary power that the world will be renewed.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.

The field cannot be well seen from within the field. The astronomer must have his diameter of the earth's orbit as a base to fix the parallax of any other star