I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Show me three variations in the leading handbook on the openings, and I will show you two of those three that are defective.

God strikes not with both hands, for to the sea he made heavens, and to rivers foords.

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.

The sign brings customers.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

Crazy people who are judged to be harmless are allowed an enormous amount of freedom ordinary people are denied.

Watching snowing would be much greater if there were no homeless people! Man can never be fully happy and comfortable till all men become happy and comfortable!

Nuclear power is here to stay, and we need to support a strong domestic uranium industry.

I've got to pick myself up Dust myself off And start all over again.

It's part of the job to compensate for outfit.