I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Photography is the story I fail to put into words.

Sick people, particularly those with serious conditions, greatly prefer the company of their friends and family to residence in a hospital or nursing home.

No genuine observer can decide otherwise than that the homes of a nation are the bulwarks of personal and national safety and thrift.

He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it.

That's what perfect means. You're finished.

I am discovering how my consciousness dominating addictions create my illusory version of the changing world of people and situations around me.

I love that my friends are sometimes even 20, 30 years older than me - that I can just sit and enjoy their company and their experiences.

Greece is not a country of happy mediums: everything there seems to be either wonderful or horrible.

Telling me I can do anything I want is like pulling the plug out of the bath and then telling the water it can go anywhere it wants. Try it, and see what happens.

People instinctively know the difference between something done with a profit motive and something done with a love motive.