I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

We need money for daily living and upkeep. But money isn’t everything.

The door to success may be in front of you, but you still have to open it.

Deep down, where my boys don't know me, I'm an optimist.

Pride of opinion has been responsible for the downfall of more men on Wall Street than any other factor.

By dint of saying that I'm not alive, I accept the fact that people cease to regard me.

I couldn't stop throwing theories at [Jimmi Simpson], and eventually I was like, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I will stop talking about the show [Westworlds]. I promise."

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Our own acts are isolated and one act does not buy absolution for another.