I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

Trying to justify a world we don't hold all the answers to is what bedevils the best of us. Sometimes it's better just to accept that things are as we see them.

A huge part of recovery and life -is slowing down and accepting the unKNOWN. This is how you get to KNOW –yourself.

Unfortunately, the Republican leadership in the House right now seems to have been strangled by the tea party.

No moral system can rest solely on authority.

I think people are finally realising that women are interesting and more interesting the older they get. But it's taken a while for that realisation to happen.

Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.

If you take a life, I will take yours. Put me in charge, I will fix it.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

The minute Putin went into Crimea, what Obama should have done is sent 50,000 troops to NATO. He didn't have to engage them, just send them. That puts the fear of God into people.

A contemporary painting is worth what someone is prepared to pay for it and not a predetermined figure.