I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

The best thing you can do is follow your dreams

COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

You cannot fix what you cannot face.

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.

I'm outa here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming back for ten years! And when I come back..!

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.

You are who you are. Deal with it.

I studied at the Hebrew University Medical Faculty, graduated, and was an Israel Defense Forces' combat physician on a Navy ship.

By your hand, millions - billions - of lives will be altered, caught up in a chain of events begun by you this day.

My Range Rover is great for LA. You can take surfboards on it and stick some bikes in the back. And if you kidnap people you could tie them up in the back, there's space for your chloroform.

Author's Notes: This story starts with section 6. This is not a mistake. I have my own subtle reasoning. So, just read, and enjoy.

Don't you dare get to the top and not know what to do.

I want to be the greatest investigative reporter of my generation.

My votes against the education bill and my votes against the Medicare bill got huge play at home.

If you could make male mortality rates the same as female rates, you would do more good than curing cancer.

No Buddhist, no Christian, no Hindu. Deeply religious people have no religion. They belong to no seat, theirs is the religion of the heart!