I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

If you want to live big, then don't let the small things kill you.

By mindfully deciding how to act in line with my values instead of mindlessly applying my rules, I was better able to make the decisions that supported my happiness.

As an insecure writer, I'll finish a scene and worry there's a better version of it. Or it could be elevated somehow.

If you put your faith in yourself and your abilities, intellect and dreams, then your foundation is only as strong as you are.

I don't wish to embarrass anyone.

You can look at the state of California, which is on a pathway to destruction because they expanded government too much, thinking that there would always be someone to pay for it.

A milligram of prevention is worth a kilogram of cure.

You know, I'm just 6'9" and 260. And just so happen to be very good at playing the game of basketball.

The library, to me, is the second most sacred physical space on the planet.

I shot [Dream of Life] all on 16-millimeter, and I just wanted to learn about Patti [Smith].