I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Universe has it all for you, just ask.

I'm just a husband waltzing in the background.

The closer you can get to your setting and to primary sources, the more authentic your history is going to be.

Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.

The world has always been this way. I am sure in the mystery world of Egypt, ancient Atlantis, you pick a cosmos - There is always somebody on your case.

I think the most important beauty lesson I've learned from my mom is to be happy in what you do.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

The ocean governs the climate and the weather, it is taking care of the temperature and it is shaping the chemistry of our planet.

Young people in general - and young women in particular - need to understand that they cannot retrieve in their forties the opportunities they threw away in their twenties.