I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

Friendship peculiar boon of Heaven The noble mind's delight and pride To men and angels only given To all the lower world denied.

I look good. I feel good and not to sound conceited I sound great.

We are the first generation of human beings to have substantial insights into the origin of our cosmos and of human life in it.

I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day, and I have to have something in my hand while I'm doing that.

I've always been extremely physically active.

A gentleman does not appear to know more or to be more than those with whom he is thrown into company.

I've told you before. You shouldn't judge people based on appearances and your preconceptions.

I am more used to seeing my work like a big collection, and only part of it is being shown.

My only master and my only mistress are the facts and objectivity. I have no others.