I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.

The Open Internet principles were not legal rules adopted by the FCC they were effectively a press statement posted on the FCC website.

I like to think of myself less like 'an adult' and more like a 'former fetus.'

If you're really tired, I could put you to sleep," he said. "Tell you a bedtime story." She looked at him. "Are you serious?" "I'm always serious

Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.

You'll always have to deal with bastards, being lied to, deceived, slandered and ridiculed, but that's to be expected and you must thank heaven when you meet the exception.

I really enjoy doing things that are more subtle and close to home - and literally close to home.

My mother was very agnostic. She would never set foot in the synagogue, she couldn't be doing with it.

When you have the humility to listen to the Bible it does more than enlighten us, it transforms us.

If print was invented tomorrow, it would be the death of digital.