I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and there's no turning back.

Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I have foot fungus too.

Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.

No man can see himself unless he borrows the eyes of a friend

I feel something so right, doing the wrong thing.

A woman who spends all day washing and cooking and ironing doesn't want to go to the movies to watch a film about a woman who spends all day washing and cooking and ironing.

Learning how to improvise really awakened my interest in music.

Spirit first, technique second.

Do not kill ants. They are your best friends.

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.

The life of famous men was more glorious in antiquity; the life of obscure men is happier with the moderns.

Service is the ultimate edge. Keep it sharp.

I think the best work flows out of a collaborative environment.