I stand by whatever I read from Univision.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Never wait till tomorrow to attend to the urgent demands of today.

If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.

Patience is nobler motion than any deed.

It is very difficult also to sacrifice one's suffering. A man will renounce any pleasures you like but he will not give up his suffering.

The charm of your society, My Sparrow, lies in not knowing what will you say next - though one rapidly learns to fear the worst!

Spiritual process is not for the dead or the dying; it is for the living who want to become fully alive in all dimensions of life.

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

I always tell people that my life is in pencil; I have to keep an eraser in my hand because I could always get a call that could change everything.

The point is Obama didn't care that the jobs were leaving, folks!

In previous armies, soldiers used their time to clean their weapons and stock up on ammunition. Our weapons are words, and we may need our arsenal at any moment.