I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.

Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.

Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare.

God has given you this good stuff so that you can show the world a person who enjoys blessings, but who is still totally obsessed with God.

What you fail to destroy will eventually destroy you.

For "I" to become "we" and yet remain "I," is one of the great challenges of marriage.

The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eye and the heart of the child.

[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil. “Go on, Professor Grace!” he said, wide-eyed. “I wanna get an A on the test.

It is not proven, it's not science. It's more of a religion than a science.

Listen, I'm not a rich kid. I'm a cultured kid; I'm very rich in culture.