I start with the joke line and write backward.

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few bucks a night!

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.

You will only ever achieve the level of success that matches your wisdom or personal development level.

There is no greater intelligence than kindness and empathy.

If you're never ridden a fast horse at a dead run across a desert valley at dawn, be of good cheer: You've only missed out on one half of life.

What's really important here," I whispered loudly to myself,"is not the big things other people have thought up, but the small things you, yourself have

The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.

There is no doubt about it, Messi's clearly the best player in the world. He's a phenomenon who has already won everything, but is still hungry for more. His humbleness only makes him greater.

people who understand grammar always have a keen sense of the ridiculous.

A pretty little collection of weaknesses and a terror of spiders are our indispensable stock-in-trade with the men...

When Alan Rickman, a dear friend of mine, played villains, he always made it complicated. He didn't redeem what they did, but he made you feel that it was hard for them to be so horrible.

That really hurt my feelings, bro.