I started doing stand-up in college.

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul

If you're not making someone else's life better, then you're wasting your time. Your life will become better by making other lives better.

... I guessed that when you are nearly a man, you have to learn to put up with a lot of aggravation from little old bitty kids.

The absolute bottom line in coaching is organization and preparing for practice.

I want to grow up with my audience. I don't expect to be getting through to the younger pop crowd. I learned that from Paul Simon.

But in practice, if often comes down to not suffering a loss as big as the huge gain you made a while ago.

We're beginning to find out that many of the school shootings are side reactions to Prozac-like medications. That's a very big hidden factor.

The grateful heart is not developed in a single moment; it is the result of a thousand choices.

First, believe in the world - that there is meaning behind everything.

Mind, brain, and body make the man, and the man is capable of so much!