I started just naturally turning into a nicer person, and it actually helped broaden and lengthen my career.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

Any belief which encourages you to use your own intellect, which motivates you to question everything and points out your own mind as the only road for your salvation is a good belief!

I wish we lived in a world where we'd be able to survive off our talents not money

Sometimes I wonder if we're all a little like Harold (a rooster). Real life carries on around us while we strut around in our own yards, thinking we're the ones in charge of things.

Enjoy the present hour Be thankful for the past And neither fear nor wish Th' approaches of the last.

we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.

My brother is what got me into the show business. So it's a really great relationship we have. Our whole family is - we're thick as thieves.

Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it comes from one of my albums, books, HBO specials, or appeared on my website.

The one who tried too hard, the outsider, the oddball. Yeah, that was me.

It's easier to make an album, harder to figure out how to get people to notice it.

A pure woman is better than a hundred yogis. Women are more open to love God.