I started out as a very traditional actor. The first thing I ever did in terms of performance was singing.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

Baby, you’ve got enough strength and tenacity to takedown drug dealers. You’ll be fine.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Whatever belief I am practicing the Law of Attraction will validate with evidence.

I always feel that as the author, once I know what a character is ashamed of, then I can go about making her truthful on the page.

Although I was raised in a profoundly secular home, I had a belief, an awareness of God, from as far back as I can remember.

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.

The industrial powerhouse of 1950 [Detroit] is now a crime-ridden wasteland with a functioning literacy rate equivalent to West African basket-cases.

Looking forward to going home, I was necessarily looking backward.

Winter always turns into Spring. Never, from ancient times on, has anyone heard or seen of winter turning back to autumn.

We do not obtain the most precious gifts by going in search of them but by waiting for them.