I started out old, but I have to say that I've been very lucky to work consistently since I started. I've really never been out of work.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

The holy war is only within.

The adrenaline and stress of an adventure are better than a thousand peaceful days.

I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

You can kiss me if you like, " she said.Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona, " he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse.

I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need.

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we have been ignorant of their value.

I dress in a sophisticated and classy way - I always dress in a way I know my mother wouldn't be embarrassed to see.

It usually happens that I have multiple different projects going on at once, and one can be referencing the other.

It is not a torment to be an artist. It is a privilege.

Too many theorists have a tendency to ignore facts that contradict their convictions.