I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

I am who I am', said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead.

I was a wildflower that would continue to grow in the most unexpected weather.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands and hopes we've learnt something from yesterday.

Everything good and bad comes from your own mind. To find something beyond the mind is impossible.

When you are so strongly drawn to music, you can't not be a musician.

When I grew up, you'd see shorts before movies. I know it happened a lot more before I started going to the cinema.

I've learned much, Father, and this above all: that no station in life is above any other, if it's occupied by someone with a good heart.

Game music has a purpose and it does incorporate sound effects.

She had read a wonderful play about a man who scratched on the wall of his cell and she had felt that was true of life — one scratched on the wall.