I started training for musicals since I was a boy.

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

To observe life is not only to organize your internal and external life, but reach to the state, from where, without any effort, both your internal and external life, moves in synchronization.

All you need for a movie is a gun and a cat.

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in Him.

Love is hurt with jar and fret; Love is made a vague regret.

Pick up a yardstick to measure your life against anyone else's, and you've just picked up a stick and beaten up your own soul.

You couldn't have small, dying children in a movie without really bringing everyone down, but you can in comics.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

If you don't look ahead, you'll always be behind.

Everything's going to be fine. She'll be back at work soon. Let's just keep the house clean." Oh yeah, I want to say, because a clean house will result in peace in the Middle East as well.

Hoist up sail while gale doth last, Tide and wind stay no man's pleasure.