I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

Love melts. Love heals. Love unites. Love forgives. A Divine Union that goes beyond time and space, that’s what I’m looking for—

When they know what makes you cry, they know what hurts you most. Don't give your enemies that." Solin, character in The Guardian by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mature Woman: Is a woman who has lived her life enough to understand what she wants, and she is confident in knowing who she is without question.

I wanted you to have the best pears in New York and I wanted to be the man to buy them for you.

Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.

If you do something, expect consequences

Paranoid is what people who are trying to take advantage call you in an effort to get you to drop your guard.

If you are not living in joy, you are out of integrity with your soul.

In the opening stage of most careers any attention is what you want, any attention is good attention, even if it's bad attention.

Give me two hours a day of activity, and I'll take the other twenty-two in dreams.