I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

People aren't born strong. People grow stronger little by little, encountering difficult situations, learning not to run from them.

You know how that feels?

Throughout the world Dark Ages have scrawled finis to successions of cultures receding far into the past.

Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder, So I can't look back for too long. There's just too much to see waiting in front of me, and I know that I just can't go wrong.

Love and the self are one and the discovery of either is the realization of both.

Here is a thing which the more you fear and avoid it the nearer you approach to it, and this is misery; the more you flee from it the more miserable and restless you will become.

I think it's hard for everyone to find their way as an adult and to match up their expectations from their youth to what their adult life looks like.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

I just love to have fun with music, and try to find songs that say something that people want to hear.

Any society that doesn't take care of its weaker younger members is not one to be proud of.