I stayed there loving you, though the love made me, not sad but I guess melancholy, for a reason I couldn’t point to.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Watch out for those who celebrate your success with bitterness in their hearts!  surely, they'll hail you for what you are, and hate you for what you have become.

A clear purpose will unite you as you move forward, values will guide your behavior, and goals will focus your energy.

I can have an androgynous quality.

I like to think that I've been a good manager. That fact has been very instrumental in making Linux a successful product.

I was happy that I was drafted, and then it was the Yankees and that just made it even better.

I don’t trust beauty anymore / when will I stop believing it?

The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

Winter was nothing but a season of snow; spring, allergies; and summer...It was the worst. That was swimsuit season.

The kind of accidents you prefer to call...accidents.

Back at his chair he cannot remember what he was reading. He feels the books beside him to find the one that is warm.