I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Leaders are people who believe so passionately that they can seduce other people into sharing their dream.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Only our own strength, a strong conservative party, can prevent Red-Red-Green from taking power at the federal level in 2017.

What reason would grope for in vain, spontaneous impulse ofttimes achieves at a stroke, with light and pleasureful guidance.

A mark of blessing is what you're giving, not what you're keeping.

No consensus of men can make an error erroneous. We can only find or commit an error, not create it. When we commit an error, we say what was an error already.

The people will have the right to elect their representatives from a list of candidates [who have been approved by the Party].

I know I'm a champion. I know I've got it in me, they can't stop me.

It's not easy to be Light when you've been Dark. It's almost too much to ask anyone. -Macon Ravenwood

We thought we'd be really big in Liverpool.