I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

The best self help book I've ever read was, The little Engine that Could.

A self-leader looks around for problems, and then thinks deep to device solutions to them.

There are no good guys or bad guys. Not really

He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.

How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms

Pass the bone, kid pass the bone, Let's get on this mission like Indiana Jones

Maximum individuality within maximum community

I was able to complete a motocross track at my house, and that's something I've always enjoyed. That time away is really what developed the passion I needed to come back and compete.

Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest.

The more light you allow within you, the brighter the world you live in will be.