I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Our feelings are the wings of our intuition.

Practice diligence, intelligence will follow you.

But my patience isn't limitless... unlike my authority.

Don't take it personal. Whether people like or dislike you, it most probably is because of your beliefs, principles, and values...

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

We are not quite novels. We are not quite short stories. In the end, we are collected works

Peace to the shacks! War on the palaces!

I have an amazing relationship with my wife, but sometimes there are arguments. It happens.

When I was a kid, for me, the '60s seemed so far away. But I was actually born in the late '60s.

The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.