I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

When you start to make things happen, you really begin to believe that you can make things happen. And that makes things happen.

Sin gains power over us not by its indomitable force but by our divided heart.

Women have this obsession with shoes.

First time's a fluke; second time's a coincidence," said Velius. "Third time's tradition," finished Erik.

Bullying is not gonna stop, but we can at least be confident enough to stand up to it.

Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star.

There is unity in the oppression. There must be absolute unity and determination, in the response.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Lifestyle and livelihood are pivotal moral issues.

Children should be led into the right paths, not by severity, but by persuasion.