I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

We are alone by birth, but we conceal the truth from ourselves till death.

The abhorrence of loneliness is as natural as wanting to live at all.

It's really interesting that whenever you do something that is so out of character, like having an emotional outburst, that you don't get in trouble.

Under no circumstances will any supporter try to tell me what I should do. That is why I have the track record that I have got.

meditation vs prayer = listening vs talking

What we should really fear is not failure but the heart that is no longer brave enough to take risks and embrace challenges

Half of Japan still couldn't tell the difference between crime and politics.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.