I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

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Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, And men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and heaven is love.

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

You could own coins but you couldn't have bars of gold. We were on the gold standard. I think it was Nixon who took us off the gold standard.

I am but of yesterday, and know nothing.

So it is the business community and agricultural community who I think might have the most influence on helping us make this effort more bipartisan.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

Literature is as old as speech. It grew out of a human need for it, and it has not changed except to become more needed

The 19th century belonged to England, the 20th century belonged to the U.S., and the 21st century belongs to China. Invest accordingly.

The more a person perceives that he/she is loved, the less they will interfere with the lives of others.