I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

I've been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.

Domestic abusers and the abused need to develop healthy support systems...

Your thoughts don't matter if they are not converted into actions.

Your smile draws people to you as it simultaneously brings out the best in you both.

I like duos with percussionists. I like the songs that percussionists sing.

A good conscience will be found a pleasant visitor at our bedside in a dying hour.

Mirrors are ice which do not melt: what melts are those who admire themselves in them.

When you have set yourself a task finish it.

Ironically, the insistence that doctrines do not matter is really a doctrine itself

I have always disliked the idea of an arts ghetto in which poetry is kept on a life-support system.