I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I want to make love, but my hair smells of war and running and running.

Given greater freedom about where to send their children, parents of a kind would flock together and so prevent a healthy intermingling of children from decidedly different backgrounds.

We are all a little broken, looking for something whole to hang on to. But sometimes, what seems whole is even more broken than we are.

I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it.

There's an old Celtic proverb that I follow: See much, study much, suffer much is the path to wisdom.

You must relate athletic experiences to life.

If you want something really important to be done you must not merely satisfy the reason, you must move the heart also.

The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.

What matters most is that each picture stands on its own with its own place and feeling.