I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Life in California is beautiful.

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

People shouldn't have to earn kindness. They should have to earn cruelty.

One should take care of one’s own [True] Self and do supervision of everything else.

I like Lady Gaga's music and I think her fashion is great, but I saw her on a chat show and I wanted to punch her in the face.

Nothing is ever a setback. If anything, it just motivates you for what's next.

In my spiritual and academic journeys, I have learned that it is imperative for Christians to pursue truth at all costs.

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

After all, we are human beings, and not creatures of infinite possibilities.

Concentration comes not from trying hard to focus on something, but from keeping your mind open and directing it at nothing.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)