I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Success in warfare is gained by carefully accommodating ourselves to the enemy's purpose.

I think the Romans must have aggravated one another very much, with their noses. Perhaps, they became the restless people they were, in consequence.

Have you ever been to a place you're supposed to love, but all you can think about is home?

We are all trying to make it the best way we know how, so when we look at each other as individuals and nations we should do so with compassion.

I double-knot my shoe laces. It's a pain untying your shoes afterward-particularly if you get them wet-but so is stopping in the middle of a race to tie them.

I don't think that the writer is regarded as a freak by Americans

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be.

I'm convinced that you never have to give up liberties to be safe. I think you're less safe when you give up your liberties.

You can't always get the perfect moment. Sometimes, you just have to do the best you can under the circumstances.