I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.

The greatest violence is seeing a child go to bed hungry.

It's an embarrassment that we don't have a broad enough consensus among political leaders that true reform should take place.

God has saved me a million times, so I think He mustve enjoyed my song.

There are no crowds in the shores of wisdom!

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

All the joy the world contains Has come through wishing happiness for others. All the misery the world contains Has come through wanting pleasure for oneself.

If one man tells you to murder, you get a jail cell - if another man tells you to murder, you get medals and a pension.

Each of us is the only person who can give the other what each of us wants to have: Peace.

Note that I am not proposing that AI research be ignored or less funded.