I strangely feel better before I go through hair and makeup. Maybe that's just because I feel like me.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

But wouldn't it be lovely to watch two people fall in love?

With "Taipei" Tao Lin becomes the most interesting prose stylist of his generation...

Someday," Magnus said, looking at the crumpled royal person at his feet, "I must write my memoirs.

The world that you see is like a motion picture. We are engrossed in a film and we have forgotten that we're sitting in a movie theatre.

People will say that it's some kind of evasion, but I would never want to have a kid for me. I'd want to have the child for the child's sake, if that makes sense.

A sickness ... defines margins, crystallizes the shape of things.

If you claim to have a theory that deduces unexpected consequences from nontrivial principles, let's see it.

There is nothing as strong as tenderness, And nothing as tender as true strength.

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be.

Open-mindedness is the harvest of a quiet eye.