I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

As she laughed I was aware of becoming involved in her laughter and being part of it, until her teeth were only accidental stars with a talent for squad-drill.

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be, ' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony.

[Uniting workers should not] lead to a war upon property, or the owners of property.

A geisha has studied a man's moods and his seasons. She fusses and he blooms.

Getting to the playoffs is more important than winning an award.

I'm not pretending to be somebody who's got really limited craft skills. I just am a person who's got really limited craft skills.

If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don't grow.

To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it.

In our relationships, how much can we allow them to become new, and how much do we cling to what they used to be yesterday?

No one wanted to spontaneously combust into flames, especially not in traffic.’ – Sundown