I strongly believe in the separation of church and state. But freedom of religion does not mean freedom from religion, there is a better way.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Fight for the beauty in your life

These days, even a moderate Democrat is someone who thinks you shouldn't be taught fisting until you're at least 12 years old.

Grieve not; though the journey of life be bitter, and the end unseen, there is no road which does not lead to an end.

Nature is not a temple, but a ruin. A beautiful ruin, but a ruin all the same.

Most of my thoughts, you couldn't print.

Seventy percent of what I write, I throw out. I can write very easily, but writing original things is the hard bit.

Calling is for #‎ Men - Texting is for #‎ Teenagers .

People do many things for many reasons. Sometimes, what you do you have no control over, because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it.

The most welcome guest in society will ever be the one to whose mind everything is a suggestion, and whose words suggest something to everybody.