I stuck my finger in his belly buttonand squiggled it around.“Belly button rape!

Success is not a destination that you ever reach. Success is the quality of your journey.

It's a lot easier to get your way if you have more than one way.

The accumulation of small, optimistic acts produces quality in our culture and in your life. Our culture resonates in tense times to individual acts of grace.

There are, of course, two kinds of suffering, that which has a reward and that which doesn't.

Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them.

If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor.

The best revenge is, of course, a good life. Enjoy yourself, be happy, be successful. It'll drive them crazy-or you can imagine it does. You'll feel so good you won't care.

The journey toward the heart is always a journey home.

Pain is a great teacher, but most of us would rather learn some other way.

People who think in absolutes usually don't listen to anyone but themselves. They resist new ideas and try to preserve the status quo.

Great faith in God is the grace of His glory.

When my first attempt failed, fear brought into me a shock... I gave a smile, only to realize that my shock was gone. A smile is a shock absorber!

Lack of confidence in yourself, Can allow your enemies to hurt you easily.

Granamyr doesn't fight humans, Granamyr wins.

If you study the writings of the mystics, you will always find things in them that appear to be paradoxes, as in Zen, particularly.

I'm not comfortable with just me, me, me. That's boring.

We can't start dividing people up into categories. In the past, France has often committed the error of not speaking to everybody because there was a belief that some countries could be neglected.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

Abuse if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.