I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

You are placed on this earth to represent God.

The wind from the Caribbean blew in the windows along with the racket made by the birds, and Fermina Daza felt in her blood the wild beating of her free will.

The question that drives me hazy is whether it is I or others who is crazy.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

Only fools mistake politicians for messiahs.

I've got a few guitars that I like. The trouble with fame and riches is that you have more than one guitar.

I don't think divestiture is too high a price to pay to be the president of the United States of America.

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me

Writing is hard for everybody except fools.