I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

There is far more happiness in a life that is your own than a life in which you are handed the lines to say and shown the gestures to make. Do not ever be ambitious.

Regional exchange can be a source of growth and development, and of enhancing good governance.

Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there.

Doubt is the vestibule of faith.

My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them!

You've got as many lives as you like, and more, even ones you don't want.

Adversity is a misperception as all works toward the good.

Horizons will not come to you; you must go to the horizons!

Oh, my career. What career? I'm over 40.

I have been looking forward to this age of my life for a long time. In my twenties, I marked the days on the calendar - I was sick of playing high-school kids.