I studied one term of law and then came to realize I had a little better fastball and curve than I did a vocabulary.

One day there were two out in the ninth, and I hit a pop fly so high that the fans got tired of waiting for it to come down. So they all went home and listened to it drop by turning on the radio.

I lost the good stuff on my fastball. I had to come up with something to keep me in the league. The knuckler rescued me then.

The moon, right now, is even bigger than my love for it.

The fullness of life's balancing grace will demand the symmetry of recompense for all your loss and pain.

Only those who seek within, get to discover their true unconditional happiness.

Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.

As you get ready to walk out under the bright lights of the improvisational stage of the rest of your life... be bold. Don't always worry about what your next line is going to be.

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.

Scripture has always been a part of my life. My dad was a pastor. My mother was a speaker, writer, and teacher. I memorized Scripture from the time I was little.

I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh.

A Bavarian is half-way between an Austrian and a human being.

I thought Nixon was the worst President we had ever had, save only perhaps Andrew Johnson.