I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.

My voice is not so much 'bel canto' as 'can belto'.

Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!

At last God caught his eye.

Write truthfully, write from the heart, and your words will live.

You go away for a long time and return a different person - you never come all the way back

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Pain is fear, and I'm not afraid.

It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.

I know I lost my temper, but I tried to be human along the way.

Visualization is the human being's vehicle to the future - good, bad, or indifferent. It's strictly in our control.

Cities are erected on spiritual columns. Like giant mirrors, they reflect the hearts of their residents. If those hearts darken and lose faith, cities will lose their glamour.

One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.

It really bothers me when people don't use coasters. Particularly on my table.