I summed up all systems in a phrase, and all existence in an epigram.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Your personal will is the web your disease sits and spins in. The will you call your own ceased to be yours as of who knows how many Substance-drenched years ago.

Many founders hire just because it seems like a cool thing to do, and people always ask how many employees you have.

It's amazing how easily people are led to fury and chaos. Unhappy people with guns are not going to make this country great.

It's OK to be down in the dumps - just don't stay there too long.

I was at number one in Australia with both my album and my single. And then I was told I had cancer. I thought, 'What a strange turn of events.'

Neurons that fire together wire together.

Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

'Tis dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to drink; but I tell you, my lord fool, out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.